January 2012
kind of goodbye, for now.
i feel like a lot of the people i really like on here are deleting? kat deleted and good for her but i miss her a ton she was so nice and sure she got a bit heated sometimes but she’s a good person. and then ben p. deleted and i really liked him. he was a genuine guy. and my boyfriend barely uses tumblr ever and all the good friends i saw over break either don’t have tumblr at all or...
my roommate took a benadryl to fall asleep and she is seriously like fucking comatose i just went to the bathroom in our dorm and on the way out i tripped over the bathroom door and then fell onto our pile of food which is wrapped in bubble wrap so it was all POP POP POP POP and also i popped like 4 bags of chips open that went BANG BANG and then the bin that the food and bubble wrap was in fell...
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“I am glad my son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your...”
– Kate Winslet in Carnage
I just met Alexander William Gaskarth. Mhmm. heres...
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ohmygodnoooooo:
Yupp. thats alexander william gaskarth for ya Soo there actually is a hustler clubb. Peytonnn and Sebastionn(: Puppies(: There adorablee housee. This is what was on alex’s front porch…. Storyy(: 1st, me and my best friendd, (breakout breakkout) bought alex’s address. We already live in marylandd, but we were going to baltimore to hang out. so...
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enoughthunder:
you know that time obama said “you want to be commander in chief?…” i already convinced myself that he said “you wanna be a real nigga?” instead
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guys i’m about to have a regina spektor picture spree so watch out
petition to make a lesbian porno with regina spektor that ends with us singing a duet of the flowers or on the radio and then eating a nice big russian jewish meal and a hug
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i’m mad at gossip girl because someone on the show shit talked falafel wtf who could even hate falafel
I do not know what these things are and I do not...
sheercalculatedsilliness:
Tebowing
Homestruck
Lana Del Rey
George Clooney’s girlfriend
The New Jersey Giants
Bethanay Frankel
The TV show Teen Mom
Bacon deodorant
hyperbolequeen:
when girls are like “I’m not short I’m fun sized!!!” it’s like okay now you’re not only short you’re also annoying
i live in maryland and it’s sunny and 45 degrees out right now and tomorrow it’s gonna be 60 degrees what the fuck? but ok i’ll take it
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it’s 3:20 AM and i’m watching gossip girl and am emotionally invested in it good god someone kill me
FUCK YOU GUYS i will never stop watching gossip girl this whole mystery with hollen and serena’s dad and her mom getting weird pills and the fake but not fake but maybe fake cancer? SO GOOD AH
someone tell me to stop watching gossip girl
ew i’m back at college shoot me
BOBBY NEWPORT
Watch7e8fff:
washingtonpoststyle:
Stephen Colbert interviews Maurice Sendak.
This is the greatest interview in the history of “The Colbert Report.” (Go to our actual tumblog if you have trouble watching on the dashboard.)
oh my fucking god!
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ALSO the music tapes were great and the lead singer (who is julian koster who was in neutral milk hotel) had a 7 foot tall metronome and he plays the saw DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEOPLE PLAY THE SAW AS AN INSTRUMENT and he brought his TV called Statis the television and it had a smiley face on it and they were so weird and cute
and jeff mangum played two headed boy pt 2 first and i cried during it a...
