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December 2009
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“He misses you? Good. He should. You’re sexy, pretty, fun, outgoing and fun to be...”
– He’s Just Not That Into You, Novel by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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I just wanted to say that you seem like such a cool person in your videos. You and Jackie are some of the most entertaining people I watch on Youtube, and your top 30 videos have opened my eyes to TONS of amazing songs. So thanks. (=
Aw, thank you! That’s so sweet and one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten, I’m glad you enjoy my videos! :)
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Is it just me, or are 99% of the people asking questions 15 year old boys with stiffies who are too chicken to proposition you to your face?
No, you’re probably right. Oh well.
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god i want to fuck you.
Dandy!
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
In your head, considering there’s no brain there.
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Feel warm or cold?
My feet are cold. Otherwise I feel neutral.
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Can you go outside & lick a street sign & say ooba looba outloud?
I don’t know, have you had your 12th birthday yet?
What would you do if you woke up with Edward Cullen at the base of your bed?
I’ve answered this before. But I guess another answer is that I’d consider suicide.
Can you honestly say that you have no...
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she’s the girl that probably likes girls.
#25: Stephanie Meyer
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With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as popular. The main character of her series, Bella, is practically...
#1: Sarah Palin
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Sorry. =/
Is it bad
if I tend to dislike people who like Twilight?
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I’ll start: When I joined Tumblr, I believed in God and prayed and shit.
When I joined Tumblr, I thought I was in love with the guy I was going out with. Heh.
When I joined Tumblr, I wanted to be a hipster. Really. Badly.
When I joined Tumblr: I didn’t watch a lot of tv and still liked crappy pop-punk. Oh the days.
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my least favourite kind of bloggers
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- 15-year-old northern hipsters blogging about triangles, fairy glitter dust, and i-D editorials. most frequent annoyance; the posting of ‘drunken’ antics and photos of ash fucking stymest
- blogs based entirely on the consistent flooding of dashboards with thousands upon thousands of uncredited photos of cupcakes, hello kitty dolls and CHANEL PURCHASES YOU...
“It isn’t fair: The caterpillar does all the work and the butterfly gets...”
– George Carlin
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Whats your favorite old kids show?
Rugrats was fucking amazing.
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IF I was an apple and you were a stick of cinnamon, would you let us intermingle so we could become apple jacks.
Hm what ok.
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i will shoot something if i hear another owl city song, i promise.
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Did you know Kumquats are very loving fruit.?
I wasn’t aware.
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Im not judging Ive been listening to Ministry of Mahgic, the parselmouths and The moaning Myrtles for the past hour.
<3
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Lol okay. Do you listen to wizard rock?
…Sometimes. Don’t judge me hahahaha.
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Goos question. Id do it for fun or if I was drunk. Would you kiss a guy if he just had a garlic pizza?
If he’s been in a Harry Potter movie, then fuck yes.
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Your the first person to say lust. interesting. Would you wear an outfit/dress made of condoms?
Lol uh, how much am I getting paid?
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BRB GETTING STUFFING.
<3
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DO I WANT TO EAT STUFFING?
I don’t know, I’m a communist.
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do you like the name alisa? people are always like awww that’s such a cool name and I’m like ehhh. you ever known anyone else with the name?
OMG I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL! I think the name is so eh and everyone’s always like WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME LA LA LA.
My cousin has the exact same name. But besides that, every other Alisa I have met spelled their name...
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Interesting. ok. Which one of the seven deadly sins do you most closely represent?
Lust.
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I’m following you because you have the same name as me
is that weird????
Haha uh, no? I guess that’s cool :)
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DON’T PICTURE HER IN A THONG. IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST FRIEND <3
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im now picturing you in a thong =)
…I’m really happy for you?
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