December 2011
“Please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill...”
– Michael Scott
having an actual argument where i told my boyfriend “what you don’t understand is that i’m never a butthole” and then ben goes “i don’t need your sass”
i don’t get why it’s so hilarious to like make fun of vegetarians and vegans? like okay i know everyone is just poking fun at them or whatever and i know some vegetarians and vegans can be annoying but honestly most and i mean MOST vegetarians or vegans don’t give a shit about other people!!! and the only time i honestly bring it up with people is when people either ask me about...
it’s almost 2012 yeah yeah i know but where are all of the flying skateboards is what i wanna know
SOME GIRL MADE COOKIES WITH HER PERIOD BLOOD
OMG
I CAN’T FUCKING FUNCTION ON THIS EARTH ANYMORE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
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maxfuckingbemis:
psycho, i’m liable to go michael, take your pick
jackson
tyson
jordan
bluth
russell brand and katy perry are getting divorced THERE GOES MY ENTIRE REASON FOR EVEN LIKING HER
omg i just remembered there are people who like the rolling stones more than the beatles nooooo thats so wrong
wait a second
wait just a god damn second
the two producers of american horror story are the producers of glee?
sorry that’s a dealbreaker for me
i wumbo you wumbo he she me wumbo
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cuddling while watching arrested development is quite possibly the best combination of things
i just saw a bumper sticker that said “if you can read this, thank a teacher. if you can read this in english, thank a vet” and my actual first thought was but my dog can’t read english
i’m so bad at politics i think i’m voting for obama because he’s so cute
when i’m hungry i’m like what the fuck is it like to be full and when i’m full i wonder what it’s like to be hungry life is hard
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im about to start watching american horror story, is it good?
Watchomg
actually the narrator is the best character on arrested development
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LAST THING ABOUT AMERICA AND STUFF so i went to paris and i met so many people that had like intense french pride like they said french people were the best and i would just be standing their speaking english with a friend quietly and i had french people call me a lazy ugly american and tell me to leave bars and stuff like that happened often so why do just american get this bad rep of having way...
AND ALSO there are so many people, especially girls, i know here who are like OBSESSED with england and are like I WANNA MOVE THERE IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND NICE and yet they know nothing of their politics or anything about their economy and i’m like yeah moving their based on their accents good luck with that one!
GOD i can’t stand when people who have never been to america hate america. i don’t even have american pride at all but damn you really just trust the media on this one? every country has its problems SHUT UP
ipillow asked: What did donald glover do?
omg its so hard for me to do a FAVORITE tumblr...
brakhage:
my cute amazing perfect boyfriend ben- he barely ever posts on tumblr so he probably shouldn’t be on my favorite blogs list but when he does post it’s funny and cute and amazing and perfect just like him
josh m.- josh is really funny and just a really good guy. i’ve been following him for like two years and he followed me back a few months back and sometimes we talk outside the realm...