my roommate took a benadryl to fall asleep and she is seriously like fucking comatose i just went to the bathroom in our dorm and on the way out i tripped over the bathroom door and then fell onto our pile of food which is wrapped in bubble wrap so it was all POP POP POP POP and also i popped like 4 bags of chips open that went BANG BANG and then the bin that the food and bubble wrap was in fell over and knocked the other bin over which has bags of batteries in it which went CLANK CLANK CLANKITY CLANK and after i cleaned that up i farted REALLY LOUD and she didn’t even move during any of that now i’m playing kanye really loud to give her some nice dreams
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